darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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Laying in my bed,
staring up at the hidden night
Dreaming of invisible worlds,
under invisible nights
Writing stories in my mind,
stories that will remain unwritten
for the night has rendered them idle
As my mind no longer becomes mindful,
The night has begun sealing,
their final resting place.
― Untold Stories by Macleod Sawyer; a reading can be found here (via itsmemacleod)
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Ok so why the fuck…..
― Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

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nippled:

no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

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